Monday, April 11, 2016

3.4 Life Is Just A Bunch of Birthday Parties And Then You Die


SO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST CHAPTER WHERE I LOCKED MICAH INTO A ROOM BECAUSE I WAS PLOTTING TO KILL HIM SINCE HE'S DESTROYING MY POINT SYSTEM?


HOWEVER!

I realized that I NEED TO HAVE A PORTRAIT OF HIM FOR MY GRAVEYARD ;_;

SO I COULDN'T KILL HIM JUST YET.


AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME???!!!

-5


That's ZOE!

HER HAIR IS UGLY!

And her face is kind of ugly too...


Look, it's Argus.

I'm so confused that I changed towns to the same I lived in before. Now I'm like, "wait... who is Argus to all these people..?"


Oh, and it's Dante! With pancakes.


Zoe is telling ghost stories.

I wonder what the ghost stories are about in a town full of supernatural creatures.

Shouldn't the stories be called human stories? Isn't that spooky for a vampire for example?


Oh, right. It's Phoenix's birthday. And Raven's.


DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS??!!!!???

IT'S ALFRED!!!

And another thing that I can't remember telling you...

Is that one thing got fucked up while switching towns, and that was the fact that Adult-Alfred that lives in my household, doesn't count to my family tree anymore. Because the Mini-Alfred became Abigail's father for example. Some sort of bug.

SO THIS LITTLE FELLA IS ABIGAIL'S FATHER.


Phoenix got the Kleptomaniac trait. Name one generation where a child hasn't gotten the Kleptomaniac trait. That's a trait that has passed on from Colarie and Frank.


WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABIGAIL???

Abigail: Stretchin'.


Abigail: I'm gonna grow older, ya know, don't wanna end up like that grey, crouched lump over there. 

Vicki: Mom...!! How can you say so?! ┏༼ ◉ ╭╮ ◉༽┓


Dante: GREAT PARTY AS ALWAYS!

Love to you, Dante. ~ <3


Nice pig-tails.


Now back to the main point. 

Raven got the Over-Emotional trait.


Micah: I haven't eaten a cake in AGES!


Micah: You've never eaten a cake, I guess, since you just became a child!

Phoenix: No... I haven't...


RUDE ZOE!


That's not the way to treat our little future-wannabe-Colarie!

No, I don't know where that came from, she just reminds me of Colarie with her evil trait... 


Raven: Do you want to build a castle with me?

Jimmy the Junker: No, I'm sorry kid, I'm afraid the sand will make me rust.


Raven: Well, I'll have to build the castle myself then.


At least you're good for something.


AWH YOU TOO?! <3


I'm so glad that you're not a part of my family.


My little birdie ;u;


What a creepy cat face xD

I'm sure she's painting a sexy Puss in Boots.


∗˚(* ˃̤൬˂̤ *)˚∗ CUTE ~ <3


Vicki: This thing is so bad compared to the ones we have in the future.


Sparrow: Daddy, who's that weird lady?

Micah: Don't ask me, dear. I don't think I've ever talked to her...

Sparrow: She's been her for quite a while now.

Micah: Yeah, I know...


Abigail: Yuck! A xylophone! 

Huh?


THAT facial expression over a xylophone???

I don't understand...


Ah, now I understand...


THE GANG IS BACK AND THEIR LEADER IS TIRED.

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TODAY??

HOW MANY LUNCH BAGS DID THEY STEAL TODAY??

HOW MANY NERDS WITH GLASSES DID THEY PUNCH??


Abigail is playing with the broccoli!


Phoenix: Maybe I should become a woman...


Ah, Alfred, please don't ever die <3

You're so calm and responsible. And funny. 


The disadvantage with throwing a lot of parties.


Abigail: Whooooo's a cute little bird??? YOOOUU AREEE A cute little bird!


Well done, kiddos. 


Micah: Where did you get your black hair from?

Sparrow: Satan.


Vicki: Hi older sis!

Raven: Stop calling me that, old lady!


Alfred: I'm all wrinkly! ;_;


Look everyone! Micah is improving as a sim!


IT'S ZURI <3


Colarie, what did we tell you about just standing around STARING at people?


WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MICAH???


HE JUST PASSED OUT EVERYBODY! HE SAW A GHOST, HE'S OKAY! NOTHING IN INTEREST HERE!


Micah: Everything is your fault!

Falcon: *crying*


Vicki: That painting isn't that good, you know.

AT LEAST IT'S SOMETHING.


The firefighter profession is still glitched. 


RUN, ABIGAIL, RUN!


Abigail: Don't stress me!

Sorry.


My little angel Alfred wanted a motorbike. 


I PRAY TO GOD THAT NONE OF YOU DIDN'T PEE YOURSELF.


The painting is awful but at least it's something.

Whatever +5 for the picture of Abigail.


Phoenix: Oh, are you going to read to me...

Vicki: What does that mean? D:<


-5


Please don't become a Micah or Vicki.


Falcon: But Vicki feeds me!

Yeah, but she's horrible! Don't become one!

Vicki: I can hear you! D:


So apparently there's an emergency in that little thing.


Awh that's cute.

Vicki: I KNOW! :D

Btw Raven got on the Honor Roll. +5


Why are there random kids in my home?


Ah look, it's Rainflower Ivy!


Guy: I really like your disco ball!

Abigail: What disco ball..?


Dante: LOL LOOK A BIRTHDAY PARTY!

You're pointing the wrong way, Dante.


WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?!

HELLO, GUYS, THE PARTY'S OVER HERE!

God damnit, Dante, who's misleading everyone.


What are you doing in my sink, Bianca?


Abigail: Even my workplace has more people than this party.


Whatever, poor Falcon & Sparrow didn't have any birthday guests, but at least they grew up.

Falcon got the Hot-Headed trait.


And Sparrow got the Neurotic trait.


Raven: Whoa, great-grandmother, you're a ghost!

Colarie: What did you think I'd be? 


Why are you doing your homework in a LOT OF PUDDLES? ;_;


What is Micah doing in a night club?


AND AT 6 AM???

SHOULDN'T YOU BE SLEEPING??!


You kids are begging for bedtime stories from everyone, aren't you?


MY LITTLE BIRD HAS BECOME A LITTLE BIGGER BIRD!


No, Falcon please, you don't have to clean!


Woah what are you painting?


<3 ;u;

I was at +10

And then I got -10 and +10

And I'm still at +10

Whew!

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