Monday, March 14, 2016

2.4 It's A Sad Day In the Darkblood Family


Hello people, Zuri made a floor thingy that smells good.


And she also finished her portrait.

Oh, and I realized I never gave myself plus points for Colarie's portrait so

+10 for both Colarie's and Zuri's portraits!


COLAAARRIIIEEEEE!!!!


What are you building now?


Zuri: A robot whale.

Oh, a toy whale.


... That thing is terrifying. 


OH AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT?????

FRANK COMPLETED HIS LTW! To become a Master Thief.

SO +40 POINTS FOR ME!!!!!


And after that, it was time for CAKE!

Because it's my little Esmeralda's birthday!!!


NOPE!

You will not get your revenge on Colarie through Zuri's boyfriend.


Look who it is! Zander!

And Nicolle.


AND ZOELLE?


YAAAY!

No, Frank, it's not Blake's birthday.

Even though that boy deserves a birthday.


... Who is that..?

I think it's one of Alfred's daughters. Gena...?


Esmeralda got the Kleptomaniac trait. 

LOOK HOW PRETTY SHE IS!


Blake is finally getting the attention he never got as a child.

Not by his family, though.


Ooohh, is it a thief?


LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS! <3


Remember the robot Zuri made for like a few pictures ago?

It's apparently just standing... eh.. jumping... on the same spot. 

It's pretty cute. It looks so excited.


Esmeralda: Grandma, can you read me a bedtime story?

Colarie: Sorry dear, but I only read good books, and only for myself.


Be glad you have Frank.

And to revenge her grandmother, Esmeralda took her spot in their bed.


Poor Colarie.


But the kiddo decided to go sleep in the treehouse anyway.

COLARIE! THE BED IS FREE!

Yes, and I built a playground.


...

Bye Param, it was kind of you to come to Esmeralda's party.


COLARIE???!!


COLARIE!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Colarie: God damnit, I'm hungry!


Colarie: Maybe there's food in the afterlife.

Grim: AAAH! Darkblood! What I have been waiting to harvest the life of a Darkblood!


Colarie: I'll come with you if there's chance of getting food.

Zuri: You can't go mom! Who will be standing in my room now?!


Grim: Sure there is!

Colarie: Great!


Zuri: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! 


Sleep tight my little darling.

My founder, who repaired almost every broken object in my house, who never fulfilled her LTW, who stole her husband from two women before their first relationship, and who actually never really achieved anything.

Rest in peace. <3


Now poor Frank is sleeping alone. ;n;


AAAAND it's Zuri's birthday!


Hello Argus and Zander and.... 


?????!!!!!!!

WHAT?


Let's just forget about that...

Alice: Hello Zuri, I heard it's your birthday!

I'm not sure if Alice really does like Zuri or if she's just passively aggressive. 


(˃̩̩̥ɷ˂̩̩̥) <3


Nicolle: I've heard your mother died.

Zander: She has?! No way!! Nobody told me! Maybe that's why I haven't seen her!


Marigold?: Too bad, she seemed to be the only one repairing things in this house, and that computer over there is NOT repaired. 

Nicolle: ARGH! That makes me angry! They should at least call a repairman!

Marigold: RIGHT?


Zuri: My heart is heavy with sadness. </3

GGAAAHH ໒( •́ ∧ •̀ )७ My poor Zuri!


Esmeralda: All chit chat about grandma is making me tired.

You don't seem so sad.

Esmeralda: I'm not, really. She didn't want to read to me.


Ah look, it's the phone I had completely forgot about!


Esmeralda: WHO AM I KIDDING, I MISS GRANDMA!!!! 


Esmeralda: Tralalala ride the pain away!


Esmeralda: Bathe the pain away!


Esmeralda: School does not really take the pain away though..


Oh, another one?

Welcome to my family Plåt Niklas.


Alfred: Dear it's okay, she had a wonderful life, and she will visit us one day.

Zuri: *probably sobbing*


I TRIED TO MAKE A SWIMMING POOL!

Because I've got A LOT OF MONEY!

And I usually never care about having a pool in my yard. 

I'm not quite happy with how it turned out, though... It's pretty boring..


I'm more happy about the playground.


Ah, a drinking llama.

Oh, and I got a note saying that Alice passed away. ;n;


Frank is reading Counting for Those Who Cannot for Esmeralda.

What does she have... Like an A in school?


Zuri: I've been pretty depressed since mom passed away, but then I came around thinking, how are you dad?


Frank: I feel like trash. 

Zuri: It must be horrible to be without her, but you have us you know?


I can't decide if that's cute or terrifying.


Are you like comfort eating or something?


And what's that?

Zuri: .... I don't even know.


Ah look one of the children I haven't talked about in this whole chapter. 


Ah, so the painting was yours.


YOU SEE THE BOY WITH BLACK HAIR????

He's Nicolle's son!

He's in the same class as Esmeralda!


Where are you kids even running?


Esmeralda: I long for the day when I get to see grandma again.


Esmeralda: Until then I'm going to study hard and become a honor roll child!

YAY! BRING ME THE PLUS POINTS!


I seriously don't know if the kids in this town are boys or girls. They all just have an ugly face, that haircut and neutral clothes. I guess this is a girl though.


Oh, that explains why I had a random child in my house.


Blake: LOOK EVERYONE! It's ME! BLAKE! Do you remember me!!!???

Argus: I'm hearing voices..?


AAAHH look how cute Abigail is!!! She got the inappropriate trait. 


They're spending some quality time together. 


Here's Adeline. I'm not really fond of her... She is cute, but I don't know...

She got the coward trait.


Frank: Sleep tight my little moonlight.


;u;


Frank has taken on the job of reading bedtime stories to all the children.


Abigail: I forgot to eat breakfast, I'm hungry.

Adeline: How did you FORGET breakfast?


Esmeralda: Argh, I'm also hungry!

Adeline: You too?!


;n;


That does almost look suicidal.


SUICIDAL I SAY!!!!

Alfred: (˵¯̴͒ꇴ¯̴͒˵)


Esmeralda went home to some friend, and it turned out to be Bruno's child!

Bruno was the guy me and my boyfriend made. Bruno Doofenheimer...?


._____________.

Of course.


NO ADELINE!!!

-5


I HIRED YOU TO REPAIR MY STUFF, NOT TO READ TO MY KIDS!!!


Repairman: BUT THIS IS GROSS! There's water EVERYWHERE!

IT'S YOUR JOB! 


Gosh THAT'S terrifying O_O


Zuri: ADELINE! You can't sleep HERE! It's my and your father's bed!

Adeline: But dad is going to read me a bedtime story!

Zuri: NOT HERE!


GODDAMNIT ADELINE!

GODDAMNIT ZURI!!!


-5


YOU TOO??!!


-5 ._.


LOOK IT'S COLARIE! 


Esmeralda: Grandma! You're back! 


OF COURSE!

Zuri: Why the fuck do you have to hear your bedtime stories in MY BED?!!? ヽ(`Д´)ノ


Wow I saw this picture of Adeline and I was like "What? When did she grow up?" But apparently it was earlier in this chapter...


THE CREEPY PAINTING IS DONE!


Frank: Yes officer? Yes, I work as a thief. No? Why would I come to the police station? Do you think I'm stupid?!


AAAH! ZANDER HAS SHORT HAIR!


Zander: WHYYYYY????!!

Kenji (Nicolle's son): I DON'T KNOW???!!!!


Random guy: I heard it's Esmeralda's birthday.

Esmeralda: Who are you?


YES IT'S ESMERALDA'S BIRTHDAY!


WHOOOO!!!


Nicolle: I like your house. It's very dark, and I feel safe from the sunshine here.


Zuri: So I work in the Science Career. What do you do? Do you go in school?

Guy: SCHOOL?! I'm an adult! 

Zuri: Oh, sorry.


Esmeralda got the Vehicle Enthusiast trait. 

Look it's Blake.


Why are you eating all alone out here? :c


Look it's all siblings, except for Zander.

I'm surprised, I feel like it should be Blake who's missing.


Esmeralda: Come on Abigail, that's my bed!


Abigail: Grandpa, read me a story!


Frank. Your energy AND your bladder is red.


And why are you drinking coffee? Can't you like GO TO SLEEP?


FRANK GODDAMNIT!

-5


Is that sushi?


SUNBROW DIED!!! ;___;

TWO DEAR FAMILY MEMBERS HAS DIED IN THIS CHAPTER!

It's horrible!

AND WE GOT A LOT OF POINTS!

Last chapter, I finished with +15

+40 for fulfilling Frank's LTW and +10 for two portraits. 

AAAAND three people passed out and one peed himself (I'm looking at you Frank.) -20

SO I'M AT:

+45


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